I feel a need to do my own analysis of the new Star Trek movie
trailer after having read a wonderful one from
Trek Movie (You should go check it out, it's much better than mine). But unlike them I wont analyse what's going on, I'll let you know what I thought of each clip. Oh and there night be some spoilers so dont read if you want to remain clueless about whats going to happen in the movie.
I'll say it now so people don't get offended, I don't like Kirk, I never have and I never will. I don't care who he's played by, my opinion on Chris Pine is that he's a pretty boy. Guess who else is a pretty boy? Kirk. So I think he'll do fine.

I think he's being set up as the naughty yet good willed and talented young man we see so often in movies. Joy. I just think he acts like a tool. Personally I hope it's Uhara that gives him that blood nose.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that most Americans will not have seen this guy before. For these peoples information he was an actor on the hideous Australian soapie Home and Away. I'm a fan of the shows main soapie rival Neighbours so I'm already biased against the guy since I've never seen him act well (They both have incredibly shit acting, it makes you cringe). But hey, he's a fellow aussie so good for him for playing Kirk's doomed father, at least I get to see Kim Hyde blow up.

I love Jennifer Morrison, though I wish she was playing Amanda Grayson instead of Winona Kirk. Aww it's itty bitty baby Kirk.

Good romantic shot of the Enterprise, every fans heart starts beating faster at this point. Everyone else wonders what is going on.

Good to know that San Fransisco learns how to manage it's polution, lovely clear skies in the future

It's also nice to know that someone out there has a worse school uniform than I did.
Now that is a nice prosthetics job( sorry my hobby is stage makeup). I would have happily volunteered to do his ears and eyebrows everyday. And everyone note that spock has lost that attractive purple smuge under his eyebrows that he had in Leonard Nimoy's time. Quinto clearly went the whole way and shaved, he's hardcore Spock.
I love this bit, Kirk, Sulu and a redshirt go skydiving. Three guesses who wont survive.

Here's some lovely Spaceship porn.
Oh no it's Chopper, er I mean Nero.
Spock in the Captain's chair. He can take care of my spaceship anyday.

This part confused me a little, apparently this ship has no chain of command apart from the Captain and his first officer?

Confused again, everyone on that ship outranks him and they still let him take control? You know what, I would have...

Kicked his arse off the ship onto a freezing cold chunk of ice shit hole. Go Spock! (Yes I know this actually takes place before he takes control of the enterprise)

Awww Sock gets hugs.

Spocks mum watches the blowing up of Vulcan. I just want to say at this point that I for one will be pissed if Vulcan is destroyed and if they dont go back and save Romulus.

Spock and Kirk have a moment, is it just me or does Spock look like he's about to crack a smile?

Sulu, not sure if I like him when he isn't George Takei.

Uhara looking gorgeous as ever. I like the casting.

As I do will Simon Pegg as Scotty. Best. Idea. Ever.

Again that better not be Vulcan I see getting smooshed by Nero.

Look its Kirk being, well, Kirk.

Go Spock save everyone, because you are just so awsome.
And those are my thought, please comment on yours.
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